i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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