i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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