Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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