Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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