Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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