I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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