at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Bring me that man meat
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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