sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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