Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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