I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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