I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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