She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I would fuck him just for his dog
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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