Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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