I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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