I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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