I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
