Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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