If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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