No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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