He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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