Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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