apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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