It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My friends, they love my intelligence
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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