i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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