ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Your cock deserves a montage
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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