Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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