I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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