do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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