I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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