Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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