so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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