yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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