i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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