hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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