Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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