your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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