I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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