I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You are the jesus of drinking
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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