I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there was a trapeze. enough said
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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