guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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