He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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