Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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