Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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