I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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