just tell him i said nine months
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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