super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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