once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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