I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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