Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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