Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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